That’s what I did at 4am this morning…..
I got up out of bed to go to the loo and somehow lost my footing.
I stumbled into my bedside table and both me, the contents of the table and it ended up in a heap on the floor.
I sustained a bruised and sore hip from landing on stickies and a throbbing headache from hitting my face on the floor. My table sadly suffered a broken leg.
That’s the second time I’ve ‘kissed’ the bedroom carpet while going to the loo during the night. If I make it a hat trick I might be asking for a bedpan !!!!!