You may (or may not) have heard about a prank with a firework that went wrong.
For those of you who know what happened please go onto the next paragraph. On Bonfire night a man decided to launch a firework from his backside – I kid you not ! ! ! Not surprisingly he suffered internal injuries.
It made the 11am news on Radio 2. The newsreader was doing so well then he lost it completely. He tried to compose himself for the next item but couldn’t. It was wonderful.
As the idiot belongs in Sunderland it also made the local television news. I’ve never seen an item read so quickly before.
Neil, one of John’s work colleagues said he should ring Radio Sunderland and request Elton John’s Rocket Man for him…