It’s that time of year again were I start planning the dress I’m going to make for the HBA Spring conference.
Having looked through all the various pattern books I’ve come to the conclusion that:
A) I’m too fat
B) I’m too short
C) I’m too big busted
All the patterns I like are no good because they fall into one or more of the above.
I can do something about A but not in the timescale. There’s only seven weeks to Blackpool so not much chance of loosing that much weight.
Unless I get leg extensions there isn’t much I can do about B.
And sadly dieting does nothing to reduce my bust so my only option would be surgery. Not something I quite fancy.
So it’s back to the drawing board – now there’s an idea….